Anthropomorphism--Brother Matt

an·thro·po·mor·phism (nthr-p-môrfzm)

n.

Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena

 

Brother Matt, tending toward anthropomorphism in his younger years, said that his shower yelled at him, "You're not dirty enough for a shower, little boy. Get out there and get dirty!"

 

Definition from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved

Agerasia--Brother Matt, Ann

Agerasia means A Lack of the Signs of Age

In his wedding toast, Brother Matt complimented Ann's impressive agresia, noting her youthful skin.

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avuncular--Brother Matt's birthday word

a·vun·cu·lar/əˈvəNGkyələr/

Adjective:

Of or relating to an uncle. Kind and friendly toward a younger or less experienced person: "an avuncular manner".

Uncle Matt gazed at little Isabella with avuncular affection.

Avoirdupois--Brother Matt

Avoirdupois

means

Weight, Heaviness

"Yet until middle age and avoirdupois overtook her, Mary was no slouch."-John Updike; From the French words: Avoir - to have, Du - "some" when preceded by a verb, Poids - pounds

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Brother Matt's triathelons keep avoirdupois at bay, so that he can still sport his bicycle onesie.