Putrescible--Willie

Putrescible (adj): something that is liable to decay

Willie watched his dad watch his granddad as his brave granddad threw the putrescible animal carcass, a remnant of the dogs' late night skirmish, over the fence.

Agathokakological--Willie's birthday word

Agathokakological  means  Made up of Both Good and Evil

When the other kids complain that Auntie Mary is evil, Willie stands up for her: "She's not evil," he says. "She's agathokakological!" That stops 'em.

Thanks to http://www.factacular.com/subjects/Interesting_Words for the excellent word.

Antediluvian--Willie

an·te·di·lu·vi·an (nt-d-lv-n)

adj.

1. Extremely old and antiquated. See Synonyms at old.

2. Bible Occurring or belonging to the era before the Flood

 

Willie got in trouble when he called his grandpa "Mr. Antediluvian."  (He didn't really say that.I'm just teaching vocabulary..)